I AM UNBELIEVABLY AMUSED

kismetjeska:

unabating:

Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.

I am SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SITE

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

you wanna take this outside??? you wanna take this to the park? you wanna look at the stars with me? you wanna go out for a romantic dinner afterwards?? 

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

Have you ever had days where like, you’re mind is so sharp and agile you can deduce what people four rooms away are doing…

And then others that are a complete one-eighty, where if someone said, ‘Does this taste like poison to you?’

You’d lick it?

…because that’s pretty much my life in a paragraph…

oomshi:

reblog if you smoke

BITCHES ON THE TRACK IN MARIO KART

lonelywhiteasian:

randomizer27:

lonelywhiteasian:

space is so fuckin big like. you could probably fit like 300 houses in there. and 20 cars. man. fuckin space.

Space is infinite

oh okay. so like. 310 houses then. and maybe 22 cars.

oneflamingo:

are you a clown because you are cirque du so lame